Parking like a dick. Part 2/???

Parking like a dick. Part 2/???

Parking like a dick. Part 1/???

Parking like a dick. Part 1/???

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

californiapunk:

California Bears by Alex Ramirez
POSSESSED TO SKATE
So I had this idea of drawing bears doing punk rock things. I call it CALIFORNIA BEARS.
It’s stupid and absurd and so that’s where the humor lies, in it being stupid and absurd.
Plus I love Punk Rock and Bears so it’s fun to draw.
Enjoy

californiapunk:

California Bears by Alex Ramirez

POSSESSED TO SKATE

So I had this idea of drawing bears doing punk rock things. I call it CALIFORNIA BEARS.

It’s stupid and absurd and so that’s where the humor lies, in it being stupid and absurd.

Plus I love Punk Rock and Bears so it’s fun to draw.

Enjoy

upliftment asked
hi dennys so im turning 18 a week from tomorrow and i was going to go to ihop for my bday unless u can give me three good reasons to go to dennys instead

dennys:

1. Free
2. Grand
3. Slam

Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man.

read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since. (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

(Source: pluiedem)